- Why did I opt to take the Vee Dubs in so damned early for her checkup appointment?
- Wait!! The dude driving the shuttle van looks like Usher!! Sounds like Usher!!
- When did Usher go broke?? Should I call TMZ?? Maybe the local news??
- At home without a car. I don't like this feeling when I live in the 'burbs.
- The Duggar family are a bunch of savages. Gag-inducing.
- Christians are being persecuted?? So few lions nowadays.
- Come on, Maury. You have the most ghetto show on TV now.
- Is Maury worse than that teen knocked-up show on MTV??
- That would make a good poll. Really. Probably better than the presidential race.
- Chog-Dog wants part of my "healthy breakfast" of leftover pizza. The drool!!
- One of my friends is joking about my being **dangerous** on FB.
- I'm to the point where I just laugh at where this statement originated. If there's one thing I'll remember, it'll be just how over-the-top drama Gamma boy can be. No longer my problem!!
- And I picture myself on the Muppet Show.
- What kind of conversion plugs do they use in Japan??
- Should I do laundry now or later?? The husby leaves on Sunday. Later, then.
- How long will it take to break in my white Chucks?? Too white!!
- I can't wait for my Mac (iMac Daddy) to be back home.
- Where is my package tracking number??
- Wedding in DC. Dress. Get jewelry cleaned.
- I HAVE NO SALON HERE. Fuck.
- Iron Man is my favorite Avenger. He drives my dream Audi.
- He can keep the suit. I'll keep the car.
- I can't find my baby potted Groot. I can't find all the funky stuff that belongs on my desk.
- B picked me up the first Groot comic yesterday.
- Time to step away from this and try and be productive.
...which means, take a nap until the Volkswagen Service Department calls and sends Usher to pick me up. Which sounds so racy. But, it really isn't.
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